I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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