You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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