I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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