high people should be assigned attendants
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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