so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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