I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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