Whatcha textin bout Willis?
someone owes me an orgasm
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Randomize