Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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