Cold hands, warm shart.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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