Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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