Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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