I will die if light touches me.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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