How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
