i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Just puked most of my soul out..
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