I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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