i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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