I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
His nipple licking is glorious
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