I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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