Sponge bath it is.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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