Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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