I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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