Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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