is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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