I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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