Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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