my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
its not stalking. its research.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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