No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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