If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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