Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Liz is crying about burritos again.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
