I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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