they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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