I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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