Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
well I can't set my house on fire every night
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks