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(248): View more from Michigan

Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure

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(248): View more from Michigan

well I can't set my house on fire every night

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(713): View more from Texas

How bad was it?

(1-713): View more from Texas

You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth

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(360): View more from Washington

his personality makes his face look like an asshole.

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(408): View more from California

I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.

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(630): View more from Illinois

We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough

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(949): View more from California

you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one

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(707): View more from California

I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude

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(954): View more from Florida

When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks

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