I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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