Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
you never un-have a 4some
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