I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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