Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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