Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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