in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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