when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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