I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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