I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
two words...techno handjob
Hippo gnu deer
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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