People with herpes should wear stickers.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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