The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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