On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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