i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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