drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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