did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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