Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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