Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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