I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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