I'm going to jail i love you
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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