If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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