So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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