your thong is hanging out like whoa
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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