It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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