i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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