She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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