god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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