I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
wow bdsm is so cute
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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