think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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