Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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