her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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