In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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