At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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